Friday, June 06, 2008

Judge Superbonus Says..

Channel Nine - your lightweight approach to news, current affairs and checkbook/investigative journalism is embarrassing and pathetic.

You are a shadow of your former self and Kerry Packer would be turning in his grave.

One only has to watch your rugby league coverage and hear Ray Warren rabbiting on about CSI or hear Fatty Vautin trying to cross promote another of your dodgy programs to understand why your ratings are sliding like a greasy fat person on a hill made of glass.


Channel Nine; on the charge of being crap - I find you guilty!


You're just lucky channel ten is worse.

Next case please.

2 comments:

  1. Hear Hear!!!
    Spot on again Judge SB, when will they be sentenced.

    Can I just add that Tracey Grimshaw needs to sue her plastic surgeon - does one go into a surgeon and ask for lips like The Joker out of Batman??

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  2. I can see it now - you walk into the plastic surgeons office and choose from a giant collage of photos of super villians and cartoon characters mounted on the wall.

    "Hmmm let's see, shall I go for the Fat Albert or the Joker"?

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