Thursday, August 21, 2008

Quote of the day...

"When I go out I like to go out in style. That's why I drive a Hyundai." - Georgie Parker.

I like Georgie Parker but I don't like it when people turn into liars for money.

Has anyone else EVER accused a Hyundai of being stylish???

Decent, economical cars with great warranties they may be but stylish???

Sunday, August 03, 2008

6 Random Things


I have been tagged by Ellie from Hillbilly's at Heart to write six random things about myself.

Apparently the rules are:

1. Link to the person who “tagged” you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post.
5. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know your entry is up.

Here goes...

1. I believe there is a reason for everything and I tediously offer suggestions as to why things might have happened whether asked or not.

2. I don't understand the thought process behind religion or smoking. I just don't get it.

3. Sometimes I feel guilty when I leave for work in the morning because I know that my wife Mothership will have a much harder day with the kids than I will at work.

4. I was lucky enough to do my last three years of high school in Switzerland and ski for three hours every day after lunch during winter term :) The skiing was compulsory and some girls amazingly used to fake period related ailments to get out of it!!

5. I'm sure that I used to be much smarter than I am now. I'm getting dumber as I get older.

6. I really, really want to get a job for a few years in Dubai to earn some tasty tax free dollars so we can throw off the shackles of our oppressive mortgage and start having a real life.

Sadly I'm going to have to break rule 4 as all the people I would have tagged have already been hit.

On the charge of having no friends; Judge Superbonus finds himself GUILTY!!!

Daydreamin'


I had a truly wonderful daydream today....

I was driving along with my lovely wife and children on a clear sunny day enjoying the splendour of life's rich tapestry when, all of a sudden, we rounded a bend and came upon the worlds biggest accident. Imagine all the Nissan Skylines in Australia colliding at high speed with all the Subaru WRXs.

Terrific!!!!

But it gets better.

As we drove by the smouldering pile of steel and plastic we saw that under the wreckage were all the utes in the country!

MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!

98% of the dangerous, noisy, inconsiderate drivers off of our roads in one fell swoop.

It doesn't get much better than that.