I had a truly wonderful daydream today....
I was driving along with my lovely wife and children on a clear sunny day enjoying the splendour of life's rich tapestry when, all of a sudden, we rounded a bend and came upon the worlds biggest accident. Imagine all the Nissan Skylines in Australia colliding at high speed with all the Subaru WRXs.
Terrific!!!!
But it gets better.
As we drove by the smouldering pile of steel and plastic we saw that under the wreckage were all the utes in the country!
MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!
98% of the dangerous, noisy, inconsiderate drivers off of our roads in one fell swoop.
It doesn't get much better than that.
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