Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Do You Give a Rat's Arse That Nicole Kidman Has Had a Baby?


I don't. In fact I hate it when "stars" have babies because that means that every news bulletin and current affairs show will headline with these overpaid, spoiled money leechers and their new sprog. Then you get the magazines and the commercials for those magazines.

Why oh why do people buy these magazines? The photos that feature in these mags are sold to them for massive profit by these "stars". What are you expecting to see that you haven't seen a thousand times before? Do you think that the child will have a single eye in the middle of it's forehead? Will it have bright green hair and fire spewing from it's anus? Unlikely...

In any case nobody else's kids are cuter than mine.

Not even Kidman's.

Not even yours!


3 comments:

  1. Oh but it makes for great sport to laugh at their name choices.

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  2. You make a good point Ellie. Fifi Trixiebelle, Moon Unit, Dweezil, Apple, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Peaches Honeyblossom, Shitstorm Pusslips... The list goes on! I made that last one up.

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  3. I'm not sure that anyone else cares either actually. It's barely been mentioned in the media since the baby was born. Now Brad and Ange could be a whole other story...

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