I have many pet hates but an interview with some gimp I saw on some crap TV current affairs show yesterday reminded me of one of them:
When people use "somethink" instead of "something".
THERE IS NO "K" IN THE WORD "THING"!
Got it??
I would go so far as to say that if I hear you say "somethink" I instantly subtract 100 IQ points off of your intelligence. I don't care if you're a fucking dead-set genius, if you say "somethink" your opinion immediately means nothing to me.
So THINK before you say SOMETHINK!!
When people use "somethink" instead of "something".
THERE IS NO "K" IN THE WORD "THING"!
Got it??
I would go so far as to say that if I hear you say "somethink" I instantly subtract 100 IQ points off of your intelligence. I don't care if you're a fucking dead-set genius, if you say "somethink" your opinion immediately means nothing to me.
So THINK before you say SOMETHINK!!
Mine is specific/Pacific. Ummm people the Pacific is an ocean you morons.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget performance/preformance or ask/aks!
ReplyDeleteoohhh aks is a good one. my personal favourite though is a pearler from dad who calls cockroaches, clockroaches. Drives me up the wall.
ReplyDeleteI've known quite a few people who couldn't get their mouths around the little three letter pearler that is "ask". I wonder what the problem is??
ReplyDeleteClockroaches? Surely that's on purpose just to piss you off though right?? A timely reminder to fumigate?