Quote of the day...

Look at the tits on that mannequin!!

Said by my wife as we walked past a bra/girlie things shop.

To be fair the dummy really did have cracking boobs. Big AND pert!

UPDATE...
We were walking past the dummy in question again today and I just had to take a picture. Feast your eyes...


On reflection I don't really know what I saw in them. Consider her dumped.

Why I blog part II

This says it all really...


That's not me by the way.

"No Shit!!" advertisement of the day...

Today we received a big thick pile of store catalogues in the mail which, to my delight, were mainly man type catalogues. You know the ones; plasma TVs, computer bits, mp3 players, exotic motor oils, hardware etc. After sorting them into "potential for excitement" priority I waded in and about two thirds the way through the pile I stumbled upon this wonderful nugget of obviousness:



Note the area I have thoughtfully circled in yellow. Can you believe that it actually says "MOTORBIKE NOT INCLUDED"?

Here I was thinking I had scored a snappy looking motorcycle AND a motorcycle lift all for $169!

I know the Aussie dollar is strong but...

Fark man...