Aussie, Aussie, Aussie Oi, Oi, Oi or "How to Make an Entire Country Sound Like a Bunch of Morons in Six Words or Less".

Every time I hear "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi" being yelled out I scream and gesticulate wildly at the TV. Do the people yelling it realise that it makes them and, by association me, sound like a bunch of unimaginative idiots? I just want to jump up and say "It's just these guys here! The rest of the country is quite learned and erudite! Seriously!"

Even the drunkest pack of Poms can usually manage to muster a stirring rendition of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot".

Is this the best we can do? Really?

Wankers.