To The Driver Of The Black Skyline...

To the driver of the black Nissan Skyline that cut us all up on the massive roundabout this afternoon, nearly causing two separate accidents:

I hope you die.

Love,
Superbonus.

Superbonus' Monthly Award For Excellence In Government

This months award goes to the government of Saudi Arabia.

Word has just come through that the Saudi judicial system thought that it might be a good idea to jail AND flog a poor woman for the crime of being, wait for it..... gang raped.

Apparently getting set upon by a pack of rapists is tantamount to adultery in this ridiculous country.

But it gets better.

The hapless criminal has two wonderful things to look forward to. The first is giving birth to one of her rapists rancid spawn. The second is one hundred lashes AFTER she has served a one year jail term.

The best bit though is that not one of the sick bastards who perpetrated this crime was charged!

Clearly trillions of dollars of oil money extorted from an energy hungry world has not furthered the cause of women there or even advanced the country much beyond the 14th century.

Congratulations you nimrods. The trophy is in the mail.

Thought Of The Day...

Is Bob the Builder banging Wendy???

I must know!

My wife thinks something fishy is going on.