Dook Out!!

While I'm in a posting frenzy I thought I might list a couple of web comics that I read on a regular basis: Oglaf , very naughty but ver...

I was all fired up to write a thoughtful piece on how I can't understand how people can get so emotional about sporting teams consideri...

One thing I can't stand is when banks pretend that they are your best mate - the person you can rely on through thick and thin, rather ...

To the driver of the black Nissan Skyline that cut us all up on the massive roundabout this afternoon, nearly causing two separate accidents...

This months award goes to the government of Saudi Arabia. Word has just come through that the Saudi judicial system thought that it might be...

Is Bob the Builder banging Wendy??? I must know! My wife thinks something fishy is going on.

If I have to watch Stephanie Rice and Eamon Sullivan prancing about in their undies once more I might just kill myself. Ever heard of market...

Recently I got my son a new Wallace and Gromit episode called the Wrong Trousers which my son calls "The New Doggies" because it...

I think the big lesson that we've all learned from this ginormous mess is that the financial industry is not actually run at all. Clean ...

I happened to be watching the news this evening and I saw a large group of indigenous Australians marching down the road carrying a banner t...

Anyone with little kids knows that sleep is a precious and rare thing. At the moment, for various reasons, I am not getting enough of it - n...

" When I go out I like to go out in style. That's why I drive a Hyundai. " - Georgie Parker. I like Georgie Parker but I don...

I have been tagged by Ellie from Hillbilly's at Heart to write six random things about myself. Apparently the rules are: 1. Link to th...

I had a truly wonderful daydream today.... I was driving along with my lovely wife and children on a clear sunny day enjoying the splendour ...

Flaps! He he he he he he he....

I don't. In fact I hate it when "stars" have babies because that means that every news bulletin and current affairs show will ...

I find myself wondering why Americans are incapable of saying the word "internet". They seem to think that the "T" is si...

The following is a list of words and phrases that are guaranteed to make you sound like a brain dead corporate puppet: Convergence, Symbioti...

While channel surfing this morning I had the misfortune of stumbling onto a video clip of one of Kylie Minogues vast back catalog of mediocr...

Channel Nine - your lightweight approach to news, current affairs and checkbook/investigative journalism is embarrassing and pathetic. You a...

This one really is a no brainer and I'm surprised, no shocked, that the police forces of the nation haven't figured it out. Cast you...

Shappelle, Mercedes and your dodgy brother: GUILTY! Everyone knows it. Stop the charade. Next case please.

...but since I have been tagged by Ellie from Hillbilly's at Heart and asked the question "Who would you turn gay for?" here ...

Last Saturday morning Mothership and I were witness to that great Aussie ritual - the garage sale. It happened right across the road so we w...

While watching 60 Minutes (A Current Affair Weekend Edition as it is now known) we saw an interview with Australian Olympic 400m wannabe Joh...

Dealing With Big Companies - The other day I was doing some work from home when the internet just turned over and died. As I had been worki...

Yesterday my wife and I were lucky enough to simultaneously wake up together at 2:30am with what seems to be a nasty case of gastro. At one ...

Other Drivers Part 2 - In the comments of my previous post Ellie said "what about drivers who are doing 90km then when you hit an over...

In no particular order: Smokers - Do they realise how much they stink? It's a sickening stench that seems to be able to travel enormous...

OK, I'll admit it - I've had a shocking week. All four of us here at home are sick and my patience is running thinner than one of Ni...

The pic says it all. Many thanks to the lads from the Football365 forums for creating a whole line of accurate motivational posters.

I have many pet hates but an interview with some gimp I saw on some crap TV current affairs show yesterday reminded me of one of them: When ...

To blow a stump. As in "I think he's just blown a stump". My wife's favourite way to inform me that someone has done a poo...

Look at the tits on that mannequin!! Said by my wife as we walked past a bra/girlie things shop. To be fair the dummy really did have cracki...

This says it all really... That's not me by the way.

Today we received a big thick pile of store catalogues in the mail which, to my delight, were mainly man type catalogues. You know the ones;...